Even better, just sit there and shut the fuck up and eat your crackers and cheese and shit until you get to Reno.

Take the bus, dipshit.

STEP 1: Dont bring any hot food on board.

Inventor.

Tell me this dress gets stained...

Thats some Guantanamo Bay shit.

Fuck tossing out a good Zippo, when I burn people to death while laughing maniacally I use matches.

He went on to blame Kurt Cobain for Adam Greenberg taking a shot to the head.

I have an idea for a rock opera where AC/DC travels back in time to solve the Jack the Ripper murders.

Yeah, and throw in some wool shoelaces too.

Style points for the big red dick on his back.

“Run fatty! Run! I bet if I baked your paycheck into a deep dish pizza and dragged it down the field you could make it!”

I think not being able to run across the field of play should disqualify you from playing that particular sport for a living.

Approves.

Im in favor of all this.

Ban it during the first half.

Anyone who needs this post to figure out how to get semen off of something has never gotten semen on anything.

“Now THAT was a shot to the head!!”

Whatever this hipster d-bag is doing is not good for anyone.

So true.