At least he died with his ladder.

And the A-Bomb was great for Hiroshima because it knocked down all the crack houses.

I’d like ya’ll to give ol’ Uncle Dwaynes Smokey 9/11 Sauce a try and if it dont bring the terror and confusion of the real September 11th to your ribs, chicken and pork then my name aint Uncle Dwayne!

“All you kids shut up, please. Now I dont want any peeing in the chopper, you got me?? Any kid pees in that chopper is gonna be sorry believe me. And no hot dogs or popsicles either. The upholstery in there is Italian suede and it cost more than your mom and dad made last year combined.”

In the old days he would have been outta there.

Keepin’ it real.

A little young for riding the train I think.

Wet Hot American Summer.

Can relate.

“Im outta here!”

Doug E Fresh’s kid sells nachos at Tampa Stadium.

The Rain Men are cleaning up this year.

Thats not the question.

Courtney finna’ get paid.

What the hell music is that?

Its “strenth”.

Are 8th graders and the mentally disabled the target demo for this site?

Soon to be taped to the front of a giant cash register.

QUESTION: If you had to either have sex with your mother ONCE or wear a surfboard leash around your ankle with the other end tied to a shopping cart for the rest of your life which would you choose?