True, I’m sure this guy doesn’t spend his spare time designing artificial organs and calculating rocket trajectories.

I’ve contracted dysentery once and it was no Mardis Gras.

I wouldn’t risk my own shitty, non-professional athlete career over a piece of ass.

“At the risk of editorializing...He did it and should be punished in a harsh and brutal fashion.”

Spit it out! What the fuck is this?

Tell your people to stop burning the city down every time a criminal gets whats coming to him.

If black lives matter maybe black people should stop doing stupid shit.

Wait, shouldnt this guy be in jail for assault?

Being a white guy in Germany must have been a hellish nightmare.

Have you seen his haircut?

Bullshit, It’s 107° in Houston right now and there is a Motley Crue tape in the front seat of my Tacoma that has not liquified yet.

Why the fuck would a millionaire rape anyone with the ready supply of top shelf hookers available?

Jay Leno is not “the best thing in the world” in any condition.

Approves.

He is the McNugget of comedy.

Please don’t say his career is one of them.