When is it acceptable to make a shit-ass comment about someone taking the elevator? Never. Because I did it once, and the person was coming off of knee surgery a few months prior and I had to go to “sensitivity” class because of it.

“Do not sneeze around it, do not cough and for fucks sake if you have to fart make sure its one of those little squeaky ones.”

Because he’s worn the mantle of entitlement-fueld assholery for far longer than he has the mantle of addict, the former is what takes hold in the public mind. Whether the addiction was present earlier is unknown. *That’s* why he gets so little sympathy.

He’s definitely got a problem. But he also seems like a dickhead. Not every alcoholic is a good guy. (Just my dad)

No.

Johnny Used To Play Football.

Don’t worry. We’ve already dispatched one of our best men to handle it.

It was only a bus. Those are hard to see. I’m sure it would have been different if, say, a motorcycle were there instead. If my son was killed on a motorcycle by an autonomous Google car... I’d own Bezos. Well, lawyers would own most of him, but I’d get my pound or more. And that is why these things have an uphill…

The carpet pisser.

He should have listened to his mom and moved to Bel Air.

“Can you order us up some chili dogs on this thing?

I’ve been flyin’ all night, my hand’s wet on the stick. There’s a voice in my ear, tells me how my weapons tick. My CO called, said he needs me home. It’s 1630 hours, overheated dome. When it gets warm outside and my targets disappear...200 million bucks can’t cure my primal fear. Don’t need to talk at all — I got a…

Good! Decreases the surplus population.

Damn, all this over a 15 year old?

“You ever drink a yard of beer? Like a lawn? I have.”

Can you just tell me why Barry?