If I was a millionaire pro athlete and I got mad enough at a woman to beat the shit out of her Id just tell her to GTFO and go out and pick up one of the many thousands of young women in LA who would love to fuck a celebrity and then keep doing that every night until my dick no longer works.

Youre at NORAD right?

Somebody probably forgot to latch the screen door.

Stupid beatniks.

Then you are an asshole and dont understand how highways work.

“Terrible shot”

He should still question his sexuality.

“Are you ready for some PASTA??”

“What have the Romans done for us lately?”

A lot of people who have sustained multiple blows to the melon.

“Do not sneeze around it, do not cough and for fucks sake if you have to fart make sure its one of those little squeaky ones.”

I cant believe I read that stupid book.

No.

“I’m sure he didnt do anything inappropriate. It’ll all blow over im sure.”

The carpet pisser.

He should have listened to his mom and moved to Bel Air.

“The Fourth Yomiuri: The Sword of Destiny”