Good! Decreases the surplus population.

I hate roommates.

This is how their God keeps the planet from overpopulating.

Damn, all this over a 15 year old?

“...if I were to have stood up then, the weight of my head, left, right, front, back, I would have died.”

Smells of rich mahogany.

What a skank.

Now she can afford to stay at the St. Regis and be filmed in Hi Def with surround sound.

“You ever drink a yard of beer? Like a lawn? I have.”

She wasnt drunk she was employing tactical urban camouflage.

Probably because of bad grades.

Fatty with glasses: “Hey, I got a great idea. What say we head on over to the Applebees and let me buy you fellas some apps. Man they got these chicken and shrimp fried poppers that you’re gonna love. Or else we could all just get in my car, pull into the garage, shut the door with the engine running and wait for…

“Gotta tame the beast before I let it out of the cage, right?”
- Papelbons Mom

Captain.

My god, this person is an annoying douchebag who should never again allowed to own or rent equipment that allows her voice to be recorded or broadcast.

“We call it the ‘Fun Cooker’ mini-microwave.”