Fatty with glasses: “Hey, I got a great idea. What say we head on over to the Applebees and let me buy you fellas some apps. Man they got these chicken and shrimp fried poppers that you’re gonna love. Or else we could all just get in my car, pull into the garage, shut the door with the engine running and wait for…

This article only made me crave a Gucci Sportabout; definitely within my price range.

My god, this person is an annoying douchebag who should never again allowed to own or rent equipment that allows her voice to be recorded or broadcast.

Every time I see this guy he looks like a corpse that was brought back to life with an 18 pack of Natural Light.

“North Koreans LOVE me. I’m gonna do fantastic things for North Koreans. I’m gonna do so much good, because, let me tell you something, its a mess”

Canadian Women’s Curling Team FTW

“ARE YOU READY FOR SOME CURLING???”

sends some weird tweets and grouses about not having a goon

I was flipping through channels last weekend and NBC Sports had “Curling Night In America”, which is apparently a thing. Yes, I was transfixed for hours. Apparently we don’t have to wait four years for a fix.

It’s no big deal...

I’m no fan of Tom Brady, but I don’t have an opinion to put here after that statement.

Amazing shot, amazing story. Maybe this will get more white kids to play golf.

Ah yes, ATPDDICBDWB (attempting to pursue due diligence in consummating business deal while black)

Counterpoint: fuck that guy. Aubrey McClendon was a craven thief and liar, a genuinely bad person who took the coward’s way out the moment the music stopped. I hope he took a while.

It doesn’t matter who’s in the driver’s seat, this organization just crashes head on into a bridge embankment everytime.

As is tradition.

McClendon drives for the post and...

“Not young enough” -Jerry Sandusky

Kind of unfair to blame Waze for that. It just shows you the shortest route. It’s not their job to determine what areas are “safe” for different ethnicities or religions.