I bet he could use some Rolaids to calm his nervous stomach.

Fucking idiots.

Holy shit, fuck this little bitch.

Bone in on sale.

Is that ketchup on that dog?

Then they were all taken out back, given a cigarette and shot.

Fatty farm girl uses her panties as trike cover.

“My tummy hurts like a motherfucker, man. Thats the last time I eat Chinese food in Tampa.”

Think of all the great record labels the NFL produces though.

“Perlando”

Its hilarious to watch these backwoods rednecks line up to suck the dick of this east coast millionaire handshake academy graduate who got everything in his life from his da-da.

Ive seen low passes like this around Dyess AFB out in West Texas.

OK so who are all the black people who got robbed this year due to racist academy members?

What happened to his dong after they cut it off?
Should have donated to a veteran with a blown off dong.

At least you will think you look awesome if you do blow.

“Now try jerking off with splintery work gloves! HAHAHAHAHA!”

They should also allow plays that require two balls and one can be a basketball.