So youre not at 138th & 7th anymore?
Damn. I killed the guy living there because I thought it was you.

I didnt know that shit was on the webs.

Who can blame him for cheating after living with a hideous hose beast like Jennifer Garner?

Nah thats my name for him/it because hes wearing a latex rape mask.

I miss The Rape Knight.

Then Isaiah the son of Amoz sent unto Hezekiah, saying: “Thus saith the LORD, the God of Israel: Whereas thou hast prayed to Me against Sennacherib king of Assyria,

18 black women = 6 white women right?

As a dude, I relish the opportunity to sit in a lawn chair and eat fresh hotdogs in the front yard while a lady swings her titties in my face. I bet she has those nipples that point straight down though, but hey free lap dance.

“So I says to him, I say, ‘Sully you friggin’ retahded ass monkey theres no fuckin’ way that Joker motherfucker’s comin’ in here and pullin’ some crazy shit.”

They should have put the extra wheels up front.

Italian “Knight Rider”.

They’re trying to add a healthy item to the desert menu, the Yo-Kurt Cobain.

You expect a lot from your food wrestling graphics, huh?

Looks like john Lennon with the guitar and everything.

“Sir, where might I find your selection of fuck books?”

“Wheres the horn?”

Yep.

Well shes a thousand times hotter than Rihanna so thats something.

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