They say the crys of “FUCK YEAH, MAN!” can be heard by low earth orbit Russian satellites.

Now serving ass-shootings all day, motherfucker.

He shall rejoice in the lamentations of your women.

Laettner is arguably the best college player ever so not really in the same league.

“Youve done well.”

First Captain.

Looks like a 1985 Prelude fucked an Escort hatchback.

Dont watch it then, stupid.

She resigned and flew to Europe where she personally blew each and every living American GI.

Kid with the arm thing on is pretty stout. The other kid just bounced off him.

“Archie was the bitch and Jughead was the butch. That’s why he was always going around wearing that crown-looking hat... he the king of queen Archie’s world.”

Like that time Kobe showed up for that Make A Wish deal and gave the kid a copy of his self-published book “Only Pussies Die of Cancer or Retire Even If Everyone Hates You Now”.

He wants to fit into “skinny” jeans.

Wow, it must suck to be one of the ugly girls at that party.

Ill pass, fatty.

I heard, that sucks.

I imagine one of the few good things about war would be that you can drive wherever you want as fast as you want.

“Her guard tried to calm her down by bringing her a chicken dish.”

That blows.