This escaped from a CIA lab gopher/Opie crossbreeding experiment gone horribly wrong makes Kim Jong Un look like Johnny Depp.

Dont say all that. It hurts Daddy when you say that.

....

Imagine being so rich that you have no fear of leaving the house looking like that.

So he’s in Vegas?

Probably blows his disability check on black tar.

Hes just showing off his wig.

Is Dakota Fanning old enough to not feel guilty about jerking it to?

Where is your sweatshop located?

Eleanor, naturally, wants to know if she’s in Heaven or Hell....

God no.

No. It does not prove anything like that.

Im sure she just cracked open a bottle of something expensive.

It must be in New York.

Why are you doing this?

Whats the monthly rent?

How does he afford fancy ass planetary relocation on a mechanics salary?

He also just got sued for divorce.

That was from me.

True.