Not to mention Altoids...

I envision something like this.

But it was DESTROYED, believe me.

Damn, still had 36 payments left, and no insurance. Quick, report it “stolen” from the mall.

A “marksman”. lol

Where it’s going?

Try getting a reservation at Dorsia now, you fucking stupid bastard! (Why?! Why don’t you have more stars?!)

I think it’d be more accurate to say that he could get laid more than any of us. I think he’s actually asexual. And he also doesn’t know what year he was born.

He gets laid more than you.

Never get involved with those wack jobs.

Imagine being so rich that you fly from Oakland to Palm Springs just to go and get that shitty hair cut

“Imagine being so rich that you have no fear of leaving the house looking like that.”

Contending with Kim Jong-Un for the gold in Bad Haircut Olympics.

Dont say all that. It hurts Daddy when you say that.

OH YEAH BRO? OH YEAH? I GET LAID ALL THE TIME BY 10/10 MODELS SO OFTEN I CONSTANTLY HAVE TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL TO GET MY FLUIDS REPLACED. I’M LIKE THE BRAKES OF AN AARP MEMBER’S CAR BRO JUST SPLOOSHING EVERYWHERE. I’M BASICALLY BANGING GIRLS LEFT AND RIGHT, AND I HAD TO HAVE MY WIENER REGISTERED AS A WEAPON BECAUSE I…

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Imagine being so rich that you have no fear of leaving the house looking like that.

So he’s in Vegas?

What’s worse, the duffel bag had a history of carrying weapons.