dwayneshotcarlot
dwayneshotcarlot
dwayneshotcarlot

WTF is he wearing?

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Yeah, hes probably still got condoms and Butterfingers hidden all over the Oval Office.

I actually got my first rifle when I was 10.

Africa medallion.

Good God, I cant believe SHE is maybe going to be replaced by some brain dead eastern European model with a gold plated shower handle of a name that Trump probably bought from her parents.

A “marksman”. lol

Buy bullets.

Nobody should believe anything a 9 year old says.

Seinfeld cameo.

He looks like all the shit that was left over from making attractive people wadded up and crammed into a bad suit.

Show me on the doll where the cut out touched you.

I dont doubt it.

Never get involved with those wack jobs.

The question is: Would you trade places with him?

He Braveheart, man.

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This escaped from a CIA lab gopher/Opie crossbreeding experiment gone horribly wrong makes Kim Jong Un look like Johnny Depp.

Dont say all that. It hurts Daddy when you say that.

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