dwayneshotcarlot
dwayneshotcarlot
dwayneshotcarlot

Imagine being so rich that you have no fear of leaving the house looking like that.

So he’s in Vegas?

Probably blows his disability check on black tar.

Hes just showing off his wig.

Is Dakota Fanning old enough to not feel guilty about jerking it to?

Where is your sweatshop located?

Eleanor, naturally, wants to know if she’s in Heaven or Hell....

God no.

No. It does not prove anything like that.

Im sure she just cracked open a bottle of something expensive.

It must be in New York.

Why are you doing this?

Whats the monthly rent?

How does he afford fancy ass planetary relocation on a mechanics salary?

He also just got sued for divorce.

That was from me.

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If I had a bowl of assholes and three of them asked me to kill them id probably just kill all of them and be done with it.

Anyone with a chin-strap beard should be executed without trial.