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Those guys probably have some videotapes to return.

That whole family doesnt have enough class to fill a used condom.

False.

Im gonna go ahead and assume he likes to be choked.

Sometimes the thing that almost killed you probably just should have killed you.

Everyone I know who smokes a lot of weed is BROKE.

Sure, if smoking weed made anyone cooler.

I’d still bang her.

“...for the young and hot.”

No way id let some psycho be in my wedding.

“She paid my brother to let her come to his graduation and make a speech, she paid up. She paid Anne to let her be a chaperone on her senior trip instead of mom, she paid up. She pays my brother for information on what Anne will be wearing to certain events...”

I pull out my dick and start waving it around every time I see one of those Google cars.

That game was a fridge too far.

Whats this got to do with sex robots?

I once found Gwenyth Paltrows head in a box right near there.

In 8th grade a kid at my school wore a Skid Row shirt every day of the year.

His daughter looks like a medium price Russian hooker.

Guns are like lawyers, everyone hates them until they need one.

When I feel that way I buy more bullets and whiskey.