dwayneshotcarlot
dwayneshotcarlot
dwayneshotcarlot

“The jokes weren’t even good.”

i know

Im surprised people talk about this stuff so openly.

Hooker on the side.

Look closely....the hair, the clothes. They arent holding on very tight.

Jesus Christ, I cant stand her gold plated towel rack of a Russian hooker name.

Shit, I wish I was gay.

Im calling “wang”.

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I though his name was “Donal”..?

Dude looks like the guy who hangs around outside the post office making fart noises with his hands.

Its the music business man, eveybody is gay from time to time.

How is that unfair?

Jim Gaffigan probably destroys it.

I used to know a guy who was married with kids, good guy not like theses d-bags, but just so obviously gay. He would speak in such an exaggerated way about women like a bad actor. Then he would get super hammered at a party and end up trying to grab my dick.

Nobody cares.

Thats Baltimore Ravens level.

Fuck to the no.

Anyone who talks about pussy like that is living in a large closet.