Check out Akebono vs Gracie.

a bowl of chunky soup with tits

I love when people double down on bad takes.

Yeah, I wouldn’t consider “Hulk smash!” a move.

When did this happen? Now I can’t stop seeing Uncle Shaq...

I doubt either of them are “good fighters”.

no one wants to hear about Ted Cruz´s fantasies

“Read between the lines, bitch. Archie and Jughead were lovers. Thats why he wear that crown lookin’ hat all the time. He the King of Queen Archies world.”

Roger Goodell addressed the sentiments of the family members by reminding the public that they’ve got a really great display of sportsmanship and entertainment coming up a few days from now, with an exciting half-time show and plenty of hilarious commercials that promise to create a great experience for everyone.

To be fair, I don’t think it’s that people forget about it. It’s just that they don’t really care.

I drink your milkshake

The rare Bill Cutting Daniel Plainview mash up speak.

“Brains are overrated”

Americans dont trust “science”. Bunch’a nerds.

“You want I should drink some of that motherfucking milk shake?”

Brady reminds me of a dog that ate a bag of weed.

NBC’s Today has been making so many bad, perhaps brand-ruining decisions lately—