“I love the Can Am more than my Jet Ski or my Denali.”

Interestingly, DeLillo wrote ad copy for a living in the 1960s and covers the topic in his first novel. Wait: Don Delillo, Don Draper, DD and DD. Coincidence? Nuh unh. Delillo IS Draper!

I used to have a co-worker who I said nothing but Top Gun quotes to in a 2 month period. That guy eventually went to work for Frontier Communications and then got laid off.

Don’t forget the VTOL configuration.

His point is why are we using an F-18 for CAS?

I’ve got an ‘82 F-350 that I keep for menial tasks. The foot switch is quite charming.

The Warthog is armed with a seven-barrel GAU-8 Avenger cannon

Sign spotted outside Phil’s office.

Bahahaha +1

“Ill handle this.”

First the Bachelor was poorly edited, and now the Vanderpump Rules is deceptive?!! It’s almost like you are saying Reality TV is unwatchable garbage!

Have you ever considered that our fuck-headed national obsession with crap like this put a game show host in the White House.

“Rob Gronkowski, who gained his powers after he was accidentally left behind during a government test of a nuclear sacktap..”

I had an ‘88 F150 with that switch when I was in high school. I used to pretend I was firing a cannon.

Is this the movie poster for Rocky IV Loko?

“I have a 3-month-old, and keeping socks on a baby’s feet is god damn impossible.”

i will. this bag of poop isn’t going to set itself on fire.

They should. President Trump is a great man. I have compiled a list of reasons and factual examples to illustrate his greatness. Please don’t believe fake news everyone. Educate yourself on why Trump is great.

How big of a piece of shit would you have to be to truther this....?