Facebook is full of rapists though...

“I love the Can Am more than my Jet Ski or my Denali.”

I did not know that, thanks.

His point is why are we using an F-18 for CAS?

Thats good, I hope we sent a few to Norway with the Marines since theres a good chance Russian tanks are going to roll soon.

So one good thing would have come out of it.

“Ill handle this.”

Have you ever considered that our fuck-headed national obsession with crap like this put a game show host in the White House.

“Rob Gronkowski, who gained his powers after he was accidentally left behind during a government test of a nuclear sacktap..”

“I have a 3-month-old, and keeping socks on a baby’s feet is god damn impossible.”

Speaking of hi-beams remember when cars had that foot switch to turn them on and off?

“Fuck Dallas”

Meh.

Thats......weirdly on point.

Just saw “Zoolander 2", huh?

LEARN ENGLISH OR GO HOME!

Dude, theres a brand new thing on the market called “hookers”.

Maybe he had the fish....