Seattle for the win. Nordstrom, Costco, Starbucks, Boeing, Amazon, Microsoft, Expedia, these are the big ass companies that are/need to tell cheeto boy to shut the fuck up.

Who you callin’ we? Pshhh I’m made up of half the UN and I’m fine as fuck!!

This frightens me. I might be the first to go!

Don’t forget! A mentally ill game show host from Queens!!

Agreed. No fatties either.

Really? Without the visible breasts, I see a dress you could find at Charlotte Russe. Then again, I always think it’s lazy of designers to use nudity to “shock” us.

You’re thinking of Lucy Lawless.

It’d be like Ali G inda Whitehouse

Get real, man. He can’t fly.

Airport. lulz

I love the fact that if Jesus* were alive today and showed up at an airport, we would tell him to go fuck himself.

We should only let in hot people until we de-uglify this motherfucker.

This season has everything.....penis sweaters, leg shoes, snake hats, Army farts, toe moisteners and ass glasses.

debut Feb. 15 at 5 p.m

Does Bowen not realize that David won?

I look forward to seeing $16,000 black sweatshirts and sweatpants that look like $50 Champion black sweatshirts and sweatpants . What a genius.

Yo dawg we heard you like tailgates...

I only need three numbers in my life.

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