It’s lunchtime you asshole.

/also, “funner” isn’t a word.

+1 for the explanation

-1 for that taking away my excuse for just claiming this was a tie-in to the boat party with Odell

+1 (on the rocks)

Margaret Tobin Brown, also known as “The Unsinkable Molly Brown,” (although she was never known as “Molly” in her lifetime) was an American socialite, philanthropist and activist who became famous as one of the survivors of the sinking of the RMS Titanic.

I dont get it but +1

Josh Brown may dispute his ex-wife Molly’s claim that he hit her, but I think, looking at the evidence, that her accusations are pretty solid. In fact I’d say they’re unsinkable.

“The fact that my private things are being used against me, that’s hard to swallow”

Its always tragic when a guy loses his job and lands in jail all because of his actions.

If I had his money I would get like 3 massages a day.

AGree. Rob Lowe can have all of those things if he wants to pay for the privilage. It’s his life. I would also like a massage upon my arrival home this evening.

Marry rich, become pregnant quickly.

My poor ass can only afford it because they’re paying me to go to school here. Otherwise I’d just starve here. But it’s GORGEOUS!

+1 self inflicted gunshot wound to the chest

Is it hot tub safe?

Agreed.

“Who can even remember what all the fuss was about?”

That Gun of the Month Club membership is gonna come in very handy for the next few years.

Jesus, I wish I lived in SB.

I am a horrible hostess.