“I got a sweater like yours so we can have a thing we share. Isnt that cool, Lance??”

It’s that thing where you get a thrill from different sensations, and sometimes you want to be able to offer guests a refreshing butt plug.

I dont know about your area but down here in Texas it gets plenty hot and there aint anything more refershing on a hot summer day than an ice cold butt plug.

Why keep butt plus refrigerated? (I can’t help but think this is going to be the highlight of the hour for me.)

I dont get what all the fuss is about.

“I dont see what err’body has to be talkin’ and goin’ on about. Its not like its somethin’ special or anything. Back when I was comin’ up I’d hit some threes and an hour later I’d be throwing a midget off a balcony at the Borgata for cutting in line at the crepe bar.”

He’s one bad hombre!

Football is kinda like worshiping Satan.

With the latest sabre-rattling over Iran coming out of the administration, I wonder if Trump and Putin have a plan like the one Hitler and Stalin had to divide up Poland.

Whaaa? When was that assertion debunked? The CIA and the FBI have confirmed that Russia interfered in the election with a HIGH degree of confidence on behalf of Trump. This is a fuckin’ fact.

“OK, im ready. Where is my mountain climbing hat?”

Maybe don’t push yourself to the bounds of physiology to go places where your only chance of survival is illicit drug use. Like Phish concerts.

Well, I hope Putin has Plan B since his military is a fucking joke.

Youre right, im sure he will be on the mission to Mars.

This. It’s precious to them.

There’s a lot of other stuff I heard from friends in fraternities they had to endure as pledges that would have also resulted in punches in the mouth.

When the child’s parents spoke with then-assistant coach and dean of students Chad Beaver, the Lake Zurich employee is reported to have told them the incident was “not a big deal.” Adding that players peeing on each other “happens all the time” and saying, “even I got peed on in high school. As a matter of fact,…

Urine corrigible.

Stuff like this is, amongst many reasons, why I never considered joining a fraternity.

I think he may have been referring to how he decided to broadcast his marijuana possession ticket and marijuana use on social media when there was no reason to do so. That’s not the kind of thing you want to be known for as a college or aspiring pro athlete.