florida, dude. florida.

Pretty sure that kinda thing was ok in Portland back then.. They were looking for growth

That’ll look good on his Verizon store application.

That is such mean words!

Be patient. Hold your saber-tooth horses.

That degree in communications that you somehow receive with an 8th grade reading level?

Do I have to work weekends?

I have to work to afford my vices.

I hope its sooner than that.

It does helps. Thanks.

At the rate we are regressing, my bet is that humans are cavemen again within 20 years. 

If it helps you at all they won’t actually provide him an education in any meaningful sense!

Its always really special to see a knucklehead get a free education that he will totally waste.

Hey-pig-piggy-pig-pig-pig

Fuck this show. Fuck anyone that watches it and enjoys that horseshit programming, except for the hot ladies.

“Frederick Douglass is an example of somebody who’s done an amazing job and is being recognized more and more, I notice,” Donald Trump said.

Debilitating loneliness?

Ok, it’s officially time to start listening to this on repeat (my version of therapy)

I feel like there are ways to incorporate all of this goodness into one festive evening.

Not to be a buzzkill here, but I feel like these dogs played much harder in the good old days when the organizers got them from the kill shelters.