God I hope so.

He signed “CB4".

Justin Bieber—who does represent young, black artists

Shes trying to make something happen.

“Grams irrels”

I immediately googled Grams Irrels and wondered if he was a youtube artist.

I just got done checking urban dictionary to decipher my niece’s Facebook post and then saw this. Sigh. I’m not *that* old yet ...

 I am a Certified Youngn and even I had to re-read that headline a few times before it made sense. Which I assume was the point.

Lowry with a seasoned take.

...Come closer so I can tell you a secret: SHE WAS DRUNK!

He then said he was moving to Canada.

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Just checked it out on a map. Yeah, that’s too far from Birmingham and not close enough to anything else...

Gwenyth Paltrows head.

That dude had a great career

If he had IPA then the fat fuck should’ve had enough hops to scale that wall.

IPA

Wow this new Matt Damon movie looks fucking terrible.