“I dont see what err’body has to be talkin’ and goin’ on about. Its not like its somethin’ special or anything. Back when I was comin’ up I’d hit some threes and an hour later I’d be throwing a midget off a balcony at the Borgata for cutting in line at the crepe bar.”

Im not even hating on the kid as much as the fucked up system that rewards ball catching over brain using.

Football is kinda like worshiping Satan.

Trump couldnt plan his way out of a paper sack.

I think the survivors would envy the dead.

“OK, im ready. Where is my mountain climbing hat?”

Well, I hope Putin has Plan B since his military is a fucking joke.

Youre right, im sure he will be on the mission to Mars.

Its called overcompensating to mask their inner gaymosexualism.

Big Ball is just using the rape stuff as a ruse to get us to stop paying attention to the brain damage stuff.

Adding that players peeing on each other “happens all the time” and saying, “even I got peed on in high school.”

The “Fap N’ Glide”!

His smoking of the weed is not really the cause of his knuckleheadedness so much as his actions after smoking the weed.

What in the name of fuck is a US News & World Report?

That’ll look good on his Verizon store application.

Do I have to work weekends?

I hope its sooner than that.

It does helps. Thanks.

Its always really special to see a knucklehead get a free education that he will totally waste.

Are you seriously parsing the psycho-racial motivations of.....Al Roker?