Unless its going to crawl under the desk and suck my dick I dont see a lamp having a huge impact on my productivity.

Unless its going to crawl under the desk and suck my dick I dont see a lamp having a huge impact on my productivity.

“Frederick Douglass is an example of somebody who’s done an amazing job and is being recognized more and more, I notice,” Donald Trump said.

Debilitating loneliness?

They should do the same thing with 18 year old strippers.

Dude looks like he killed a bunch of nurses in Portland back in the eighties.

Sounds like my kind of morning.

Looks like if you took the baby of Philip Seymour Hoffman and Robert Redford and let Vladimir Putin slowly radiation poison it.

Well, except for having an actual woman.

“You dumb, friggin’ Swede!”

I think my time will be better spent watching pornography and guzzling discount vodka.

Dude, just deal with it, the Democrats are gonna fold like a card table again and again.

I hope you live in DC.

Must have been a Jameis Winston jersey.

“It looks really fake hairy out there, sir!”

Trump aint about to bring sand to the beach.

“MELANIA DONT SURF!”

Wow, you sound dumb.

Thats embarrassing...........ly not funny.

So, because you have not received any personal communications to the contrary you believe you now have some strange “permission” from white people to engage in racial stereotyping?

Stop interrupting us.