Ive spent time in Anniston.

Gwenyth Paltrows head.

IPA

Homeboy jumped on that ass like a fly on a plate of ribs.

I dont do anal.

“Go back to Germany you stupid mick!”

“I already had my attorney, a swell Latina gal and a solid seven, buy up all that reef land. Yeah, im gonna put in a parking lot and clean up, losers.”

Settle down, McIntosh!

Fuck that shit, we want somebody elses picks.

Stick ball man knows good political.

I feel like that might have ended badly.

Hey, they were chafing me!

And when I asked that 17 year old girl to taze me I got slapped with a restraining order.

Im donating the majority of my spare cash to Jim Beam and Jack Daniels.

True.

The girls career is taking semi topless photos of herself. I feel like lowering our intellectual expectations might lead to less disappointment.

Well, if they stick to blowing up shit with “TRUMP” hanging on it then its kind of a win-win for the terrorists and for tasteful architecture.

This fuckin’ imbecile makes Palin look like goddamn JFK.