That almost defrosts my icy heart.

Its amazing how they have the sensitivity of a virgin clit.

My bands name is “Healthy White Baby”.

Was there a human skull in the hat recently?

The signs should read “WE DONT NEED THE TOUCH OF A WOMAN BECAUSE OUR XBOX KEEPS US WARM AT NIGHT”

Yeah, its all good now.

Very well put. Thank you.

I spent enough time sitting in the emergency room with my mom as a kid.

You had a three way with her??

$20 Million??

I dont see what the big deal is.

Youd think she would avoid the violent abuser the day AFTER his team lost.

Also, im not sure we should punish people for being dumb.

Dont try and understand.

“So does that mean we DO know what we are doing?”

Marky Mark just bought the movie rights to this speech.

I wouldnt have gone near that shit.

Totally valid reason.

Trump replied, “The Mayor of Philadelphia is a gay abortion doctor terrorist fake news reporter illegal immigrant. He always has been and its time the public knew about it.”

Why you duckin’ me, Hogan?!