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Sounds reasonable.

The moral of this story: Never get married or go to bars.

Get back to us when you can include this sentence in your story: “Brown, who was only identifiable through DNA pube analysis, was deposited across several hundred yards of California freeway in a long, runny smear of bone matter and excrement.”

Im on the fence about hate crimes.

It suuuuuuure is!

I wont settle for a “decent” sentence.

Im gonna try smoking with just my arm out the door.

Ive only surfed in Costa Rica.

This is not my idea of “easy” either but to those guys its probably on the lower end of the difficulty scale. Im not familiar with CG rescue swimmer training but in the Navy it is pretty hardcore and probably similar.

Better make like Apu.

Seems kinda fucked up that he could get more jail time for kicking her in the leg than he would for raping her.

Im on the fence here.

Its fucking awesome is what it is.

Do you guys get a bonus every time you describe something as “white”?

I hate listening to people talk about how in love they are.

Your average dumb ass amerkun racist Trump voter would happily shoot himself in the head if that bullet exited their empty skull and also hit a messkin.

Strangely, the ocean scares the shit out of me too. Its too big and filled with shit that can kill me. But I love flying and jumping out of airplanes.

It would be fun, relatively easy, decent practice and a good excuse to dangle from a helicopter which most people do not get to do.