That second wave almost turned him 180° as if to say “TURN AROUND YOU STUPID FUCK! MOTHER NATURE IS PISSING HER PANTSUIT RIGHT NOW!”

Who cares?

Why the long face?

“Wanna clean the carpets?”

‘WHAT CONNIE SELLECCA LOOKS LIKE NOW WILL BLOW YOUR MIND!!!”

“I have an idea for a new hipster trend: working for a living and taking care of your kids. Think it’ll catch on? I highly doubt it.”

So what are you trying to say...?

“The kid went down on his own!”

“Something outside woke me up around 5:30 am”

Somebody just watched “Bladerunner”.

This year she’s wearing “address”.

“When I was in the Marines the CIA taught me how to speak Russian and then secretly ordered me to defect to Israel and open up a front company specializing in Bat Mitzvahs for stuck up rich girls.”

I put all mine in the pool before the last hurricane to keep it from blowing away.

“full-on breakdown...straight out of Girl, Interrupted.”

Approves.

Swearing??

You sicken me.

You are an idiot.

Dont get all pissy with me just because you dont know shit about the Navy. lol