I prefer “Dijonaisse”.

“Melania knows that I call my daughter my girlfriend. That’s what I was talking about. I don’t have a girlfriend,” he said.

“You made the right call bro. I’d have totally done the same thing, even if I knew the correct title.”

Skittles, Starbursts, Rolos, Snickers, Mars bars, Twizzlers, Almond Joys, Kit Kats and oh, how he loved Reese’s Pieces.

According to my porn habits...

Wait.

“Im gettin’ too old for this shift!”

+1 orange spray tan

#NotAllPhotoOps

Hah!

Trump is the gift that never stops giving.

I literally have no idea who the “star” is in this gif.

D.B. Pooper

All day I’ve been reading the Tomi Lahren headlines as, “Woman Lies Down With Dogs, Gets Fleas”

He dindu nuffin, amirite?

Youre getting your ass kicked when Mayweather reads your comment.

Hes probably like so mad right now.

It’s a great counterpoint to a music video she made ten years ago.

Holy shit this is good