“Pleez let thus judj hava jub”

I didn’t bother reading it but I assume that to save space it said:

They say that when you contact poison ivy you should wash with cold water to avoid having your pores open and allow it to sink in deeper.

The answer has to be cold, right? I mean, then it’s just smelly water (in my head). If it’s warm then it legit smells like urine (YES I KNOW IT IS STILL URINE IF COLD) and that just makes it worse in my mind.

Im talking body temp like right outta the tap and into your face warm.

How warm? Like are we just talking lukewarm, body temperature, or steaming hot? Conversely, how cold? Room temperature, beer temperature, or just above freezing? I think personally, I would want it somewhere between lukewarm and body temperature. Not so cold that it’s a shock to my face, but not so warm that the foul…

Maybe Massachusetts will build a wall around itself.

The wall can’t come quick enough for this guy

Maybe we should get the CIA involved since the case of the millionaires missing t-shirt is basically 9/11 times a thousand.

I say the colder the better. Less pungent that way.

For a question that I had previously never remotely considered, this has me solidly vexed. Maybe warm? But then it would it smell worse? Idk, tepid? Do I get to control the climate I’m in?

If you were sentenced by a judge as punishment to have a pint of urine thrown in your face would you want it to be warm or cold?

What? We only got the 500th jubilee of Luther’s 95 theses in Germany. At least poppies are the flower of the year.

Fucking assholes

Prison is worse than hell for cops.

http://www.prisonexp.org/

Well, that certainly puts Saturdays titanic hangover in perspective.

These fuckers murdered an inmate by torture and there are no convictions? Seriously, fuck this.

“You green blooded, inhuman son of a ....”