So Dayton Power and Light announced they’re going to close 2 coal powered plants in Ohio by 2018.

Question: Where is Jimmy Hoffa?

I was watching some foodie show on Netflix and a chef was talking about how everyone has a Meyer lemon tree in the backyard and my East Coast-living ass is like “Whaaaaaaaaat? We pay extra at Whole Foods for that shit.”

I want to live in SoCal I can feel it

Unlike my extremities, which are numb AF

That shit grows everywhere in SoCal.

“Sometimes, when you do things at home and you put time and effort into it, you know, people know you care,”

Space cadet test-pilot.

“Goes to show jew never can tell.”

Please stop saying “first world problems”.

Please stop saying “first world problems”.

Fortunate Sithole is my favorite CCR song.

Shes probably better at it.

I like his style.

Jesus Christ. It is chilling how much this resembles trying to debrief my five year old daughter twenty minutes after some silly meltdown - except she doesn’t have fucking committees and nemeses in the newsmedia and so on to obfuscate with.

This is insulting to children and babies.

Whatever this is its stupid.

“Well, OK then.”

Did you get that the last Cosby joke was just a silly call-back to the earlier one?

And the middle of a comedy act is obviously the right place to start yelling about it.

Wrong, dude.

He destroys in this.