Well, theres still plenty of gas stations for them to work at.

Question: Where is Jimmy Hoffa?

Jesus, its like 85 in Houston right now.

Pretty much, my brother went to college in Santa Barbara and he had an avocado tree out front and a lime tree in the back.

That shit grows everywhere in SoCal.

“Sometimes, when you do things at home and you put time and effort into it, you know, people know you care,”

Space cadet test-pilot.

Dude here, this is very simple: Most guys are haunted by one or many girls from their teenage years who either rejected them or were too intimidating to approach. This type of porn lets them recreate the fantasy of their younger years.

“Goes to show jew never can tell.”

Please stop saying “first world problems”.

Please stop saying “first world problems”.

Has nobody told Perry that those glasses make him look super gay?

La’Tryptych De Autozone was robbed.

“WE’RE DOOMED!! WE’RE FUCKED!!!”

Jesus....

Shes probably better at it.

I like his style.

I cannot believe this has to be explained but here goes: The joke is about learning something terrible about a person you admire. Its about knowing in your brain that they are terrible while your heart still admires them and how weird that is.

Whatever this is its stupid.

“Well, OK then.”

Did you get that the last Cosby joke was just a silly call-back to the earlier one?