Hitler, Jeffrey Dahmer and the Olsen twins were all born on days when he didnt score.

Was it a Japanese business man?

“...whose talents and beauty have left a lasting impression on two or three generations of young women.”

“....whose talents and beauty have left a lasting impression on two or three generations of young women.”

Zoe Kravitz has done exactly zero.

I filled mine with conditioner.

When I was in HS my buddy cranked the nozzles way over to where they shot sideways then he filled the tank with piss and shot it at motorists who offended him.

Anyone who pays six figures for a purse is a fucking moron.

I would have used a hair dryer with an extension cord.

I still think he paid a midget hooker to jump up and down on his face.

“A Cadillac gots better acceleration and leg room for your legs.”

Didnt the Vandals already tour Syria?

Waffles An’ Weaves, baby!

Millionaire cant afford real weed.

I like the one who isnt fat.

I think pushing contact sport is useful if you expect your kid to spend his life in the military or something but discipline, self reliance and team work can all be earned and learned by other means.

I just finished reading “League of Denial”.

“Your the bestest kikcer iv evar scene. Gud look nextime!”