I used to always wonder what kind of absolute fucking moron would lose all of his money in a pyramid scheme.

He would do it himself HIV he knew how foolish they made him sound.

Like most other celebs, Magic doesn't actually tweet himself, he gets one of his aids to do it for him.

“Is good, no?"

10 for originality and awesomeness

“I caught the ball and put in hoop. You are woman now.”

Probably didnt want to risk being banned from the MLB Hall of Fame.

Violence is never the answer, but sometimes it is.

“Violence is never the answer, but sometimes it is.”

But here we have big bear buddy who was born in captivity, and seems totally down to snuggle

How many middle schoolers does he have to feed that fucker every day??

Is now really the right time for a food fight?

Jesus, I bet the Olive Garden goes to Threat Level Midnight when they see him rolling in.

Soup?

I was going to invest in Bitcoin but decided it would be easier to simply put my wallet in the blender.

These guys respectfully disagree.

It’s so watery. And yet there’s a smack of ham to it.

"How do you shoot women and children?"

Well, maybe next time he will stop and tell and adult.