Im glad Chris Tucker is still getting work.

Cabo?

Notice the NFL promo no longer features two helmets ramming into each other.

I think the lab boys are still working on that one.

You are right, I guess I should have said it would be the beginning of the end for the NFL. I think 20% would be the tipping point that would end a lot of HS programs and possibly tank some college teams and viewership would begin to drop off.

Thats about right since the NFL emulates both a religion and a military organization.

True, ye olde “no discernible link” argument.

True.

“Jive turkey.”

The NFL is the tobacco company telling us that cigarettes dont cause cancer.

What do you mean?

12. Paid a hooker to kick him in the face.

Mexican Navy commandos are about as “elite” as the Haitian Delta Force.

Its always hilarious when somebody woth a totally ordinary last name gives their kid some “noble” first name like Anastasia Shackleford.

2-1?!

Is Tawwmmy in that slave girl outfit or what?

Uh, he has a helmet on.

Ill bring some quaaludes.

He is right though.

“Look for something with Goretex..”