Fingered.

Banged.

Banged.

Banged.

You are officially uninvited to my next wedding.

I wanted to hire the Blue Angels to drop canisters of naked 16 year old Swedish girls onto the reception area but, as you say, I was on a budget.

They smuggled several truckloads up from South Carolina in their colons.

Id rather stay home and have my wife bring me watered down screwdrivers while I put my wallet in the blender.

Stay out of them.

On their way to their pet owls funeral.

At my wedding each guest was fellated by an imported Estonian teenager with a marble table strapped to her head carrying Romulan ale in baby seal skull shot glasses.

Woke enough to not have time for a stupid ass video quiz.

Selma.

You should really pray for high winds, honey. Thats what fucks with drones the most.

It is pretty ridiculous.

If theres no danger to you personally then you dont deserve a combat medal.

Flawless job, Danny Ocean.

“A whole nuvva level”

He tricks him into taking the heart worm pills by putting them in Giselles butt.

I thought Kanye sucked way before everyone else.