Well hes definitely the only man ive ever seen fisted while simultaneously taking balls to the face.

Nice.

Yeah, weve got years of hearing about him fucking up ahead of us.

Yeah, fuck just doing your best in a bad situation while getting paid millions of dollars.

All I have ever wanted out of life was to play for the NFL and own a McDonalds.

Sounds like somebody needs a nappy-poo.

loretta@pentagon.gov

My emails all end with this disclaimer : “If you have recieved this email then you are obligated to fellate me to completion”.

They want attention? Great, its going to be the 5.56 kind.

It should be legal to shoot these people.

“References to Steelers owner Dan Rooney, Alabama head coach Nick Saban, and a complete subplot about Nigerian-born defensive tackle Amobi Okoye—Omalu’s cousin—who ended up in a coma for three months with a brain injury.”

PLACED A BOTTLE OPENER ON PENIS THINKING IT WOULD FEEL GOOD BEEN THERE FOR A WEEK AND NOW IT IS NECROTIC

Congrats China, welcome to 1970.

“I know a class lady when I see one!”

Banged in the backseat.

Imagine all the dick pictures the poor people down at Eckerds used to have to see.

He continued, “Ronald Reagan was fahckin’a right to nuke those furry vietcong bastahds on Endor Island.”

I got my bosses wife a t-shirt that says “SHIT HAPPENS WHEN YOU PARTY NAKED”.

Hey Michael Bolton, grow it out in back as long as you want youre still losing it up front.