I love how in every picture she is either bent over or has her mouth wide open.

Tim Robbins is a pretty good guitar player.

Thats almost as awful as his 9/11 song and that song was worse than 9/11.

I dont know what kind of handshake academy you went to but I drink warm Natural Light on a cold night.

I will happily accept these refugees into my hot tub.

“Gotta respect the plight”

Dat anklet...

Everyone in Ohio is so dusted on Oxy im surprised they got the spelling correct.

I wonder who Jesus thanks when he scores a touchdown?

Should have done it on Arsenio.

From Paisanos I assume.

“...she caused these marks to herself because she is crazy.”

This is really reaching for shit to get pissed off about.

Insider her vast and empty skull a warm breeze slowly pushes a tumbleweed toward the horizon as the sun goes down.

She should be my wife.

Last time I went to a titty bar I brought a roll of quarters and made it hail.

Were the good looking strippers all in the back or something?