Its more respectful I think than the current system of catapulting them into the next county.

They also need to call if they plan on having more than one person over while their parents are at the movies. And dont eat all the Hot Pockets.

Mashed up beets is not hummus, dummy.

Deciding juror.

So football throw boy is not the foremost political thinker of our time.

He replied, “Chinese organized crime is a plague on our nation and I will fight them at every turn. They are not a classy organization, they stink actually.”

6 mil and it only comes with one windshield wiper?

Better go hire some black people I guess.

“Yes maam!”

True, but im mainly talking about COD Ghosts where there are things you can ONLY get with real money.

I think you mean Lambo, dude.

Probably a CIA tracking device.

Yeah, the only downside is she talks three times as much. HEY-OH!!

Whoa there sweet thang, youre gonna crack my shiny new floor.

Im against the whole concept.

Because my balls are tingling.

I can tell by the bullshit answer delivered in a tone that combines self righteous indignity at having been forced to offer a response with contempt for the people asking.

I see they have Donald Rumsfeld on staff now.