You should really pray for high winds, honey. Thats what fucks with drones the most.

It is pretty ridiculous.

If theres no danger to you personally then you dont deserve a combat medal.

Flawless job, Danny Ocean.

“A whole nuvva level”

He tricks him into taking the heart worm pills by putting them in Giselles butt.

I thought Kanye sucked way before everyone else.

Well hes definitely the only man ive ever seen fisted while simultaneously taking balls to the face.

Nice.

Yeah, weve got years of hearing about him fucking up ahead of us.

Yeah, fuck just doing your best in a bad situation while getting paid millions of dollars.

All I have ever wanted out of life was to play for the NFL and own a McDonalds.

I used to build all kinds of “devices” using match heads, pipes and fireworks innards when I was a kid (1980’s). Id be in Guantanamo now for doing that stuff.

Sounds like somebody needs a nappy-poo.

loretta@pentagon.gov

My emails all end with this disclaimer : “If you have recieved this email then you are obligated to fellate me to completion”.

They want attention? Great, its going to be the 5.56 kind.

It should be legal to shoot these people.

“References to Steelers owner Dan Rooney, Alabama head coach Nick Saban, and a complete subplot about Nigerian-born defensive tackle Amobi Okoye—Omalu’s cousin—who ended up in a coma for three months with a brain injury.”