PLACED A BOTTLE OPENER ON PENIS THINKING IT WOULD FEEL GOOD BEEN THERE FOR A WEEK AND NOW IT IS NECROTIC

Congrats China, welcome to 1970.

“I know a class lady when I see one!”

Just buy it dude and worry about it later.

Id say the transistion from .22 to .223 might be a better move but I dont know your kid, maybe he can handle more recoil.

Banged in the backseat.

Imagine all the dick pictures the poor people down at Eckerds used to have to see.

He continued, “Ronald Reagan was fahckin’a right to nuke those furry vietcong bastahds on Endor Island.”

I got my bosses wife a t-shirt that says “SHIT HAPPENS WHEN YOU PARTY NAKED”.

Hey Michael Bolton, grow it out in back as long as you want youre still losing it up front.

I love how in every picture she is either bent over or has her mouth wide open.

Tim Robbins is a pretty good guitar player.

Thats almost as awful as his 9/11 song and that song was worse than 9/11.

I dont know what kind of handshake academy you went to but I drink warm Natural Light on a cold night.

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I will happily accept these refugees into my hot tub.

“Gotta respect the plight”

Mine is long gone too.