dwaynescarpetmatchesthedrapes
dwaynescarpetmatchesthedrapes
dwaynescarpetmatchesthedrapes

Yes because the defining characteristic of things that hover are wheels.

No keep buying them.

She should be my wife.

Last time I went to a titty bar I brought a roll of quarters and made it hail.

Were the good looking strippers all in the back or something?

Its more respectful I think than the current system of catapulting them into the next county.

They also need to call if they plan on having more than one person over while their parents are at the movies. And dont eat all the Hot Pockets.

Mashed up beets is not hummus, dummy.

Shut up.

Deciding juror.

So football throw boy is not the foremost political thinker of our time.

He replied, “Chinese organized crime is a plague on our nation and I will fight them at every turn. They are not a classy organization, they stink actually.”

6 mil and it only comes with one windshield wiper?

Better go hire some black people I guess.

“Yes maam!”

True, but im mainly talking about COD Ghosts where there are things you can ONLY get with real money.

Where the fuck does his beard stop and the shirt start?

I think you mean Lambo, dude.

The trash monster was the first thing I lost.