dwaynescarpetmatchesthedrapes
dwaynescarpetmatchesthedrapes
dwaynescarpetmatchesthedrapes

I suppose a life of mediocrity is a form of punishment.

I actually broke into your house, nabbed the Death Star, took a picture and waited 37 years to taunt you online.

Fuck that kid.

Yeah $60 was big money for a toy back then.

Holy shit.

Probably a CIA tracking device.

Me with original Death Star playset.

Yeah, the only downside is she talks three times as much. HEY-OH!!

Whoa there sweet thang, youre gonna crack my shiny new floor.

Im against the whole concept.

Because my balls are tingling.

I can tell by the bullshit answer delivered in a tone that combines self righteous indignity at having been forced to offer a response with contempt for the people asking.

I see they have Donald Rumsfeld on staff now.

Fuck this shit.

Even more embarrassing was when they mounted rocket launchers on that Katz Deli van.

One of the greatest ath-a-letes of our time.

Thats good because she sucks at acting. Bad.