I dont see the point in spreading more bad feelings. They should push past this.

The guy was a plant hired by neighboring Punchys Wine Bar to sabotage brunch at the competition.

If there is one universal truism that governs all laws of nature and the universe it is this: The people you randomly see naked in public will never be the people you want to see randomly naked in public.

Oh god, settle down.

Im saying they were famous 30 years ago.

Thats downright charming compared to modern on screen violence against women. Think “True Romance” and the fight scene between Patricia Arquette and James Gandolfini.

Wow, did that fuckin little kid just hand the security guy her gum?

So bizarre, people will lap up any shit TV puts in their bowl.

These people all sound like assholes.

“Is there a Jack n The Box near here? I need a wheelbarrow full of jalapeno poppers!”

Cute Stuff For Large Whores is still open.

I like in the old movies when a guy would grab a hysterical dame by the shoulders and shake her. You dont see that anymore.

“Marilyn Monroe as a troubled, shady babysitter.”

I used to go to Mardis Gras every year dressed as Jesus with a friend dressed as Santa Claus. We carried a bullhorn and people seemed to enjoy it.

I hate PBR, so bad.

Hmm, I may actually be more of a redneck than a hipster due the fact that I drive a truck and own a lot of guns but I do wear fancy wingtips with tight jeans and listen to “Joy Division” and “Future Islands” and crap like that.

These movies are going to suck donkey balls.

“Phil Spectors .45 Caliber Lager”

Looking for flights of plastic dog shit out of Hong Kong.