On the flip side of this is overly “sensitive” actors and security. We attended one this last weekend and had a horrible experience. Halfway through the first haunt, myself, my husband and adult son were suddenly being yelled at about touching the actors, no more scares, just followed and constant berrating for…

I’ve read this perspective before, on xoJane of all places. People can be total butts sometimes. I am no psychologist, but I think there’s something about the expectation of fright that makes people think other acts of aggression (like fighting or, ugh, pissing in a hallway) are somehow ok.

Or, apply for a job at Gizmodo Media.

I used work at a haunted house and I don’t understand why you would pay $15 to $20 to harass the actors and act like a douche. Shit was annoying and we definitely appreciated security stepping in when needed. We also used to get shit faced in the haunted house when it closed. Best parties ever!

Halloween Horror Night at UO - every year is a literal nightmare. So glad I no longer work there.

Wow, I always thought it would be really fun to be an actor in a haunted house, but you’re making me think maybe not...

Locker room talk

I prefer unicorn.

You could fuck up a wet dream, couldnt you?

If you are a Japanese school girl it apparently is.....

Ahhhh. The angel share

I wish I could shower in it.

Don’t bash it til you try it.

Wait, getting angel jizz on your face is a good thing?

The world is not exactly overrun with justice but when it happens its like a thousand angels jizzing on your face.

“Nice to see you, Jared, I’ll take the foot long!”

wonder how many times people said that to Will.i.am?

It’s really only a mid-afternoon job, when they are walking home from school.

In a word: No.