He just needs to give 110% and concentrate on the fundamentals.

He continued, “Take me, you know. I can literally pound on my skull for hours on end with a framing hammer and nothing. No change. I talk the same. Sometimes Melania will find me sitting in the bath tub without any water banging away on my own head with a fireplace poker and Im going to town with that thing and I dont…

Came for this.

“Consider this: There were people before you and there will be many after.”

The number of footprints could be deceiving of how many people were actually there if they were walking in single file to hide their numbers.

He has a lovely view from his model home.

Husky and Starch

US Army Logic: teach a soldier Korean, then send him to Iraq.

You know SVU writers are drafting this story right now

Reporter: Tom, let’s talk about Donald.

My high school was pretty much a big popularity contest. The yearbook had a “best car” category, and do you think it was the kid with the fully restored 67 Camaro that him and his dad spent the 4-5 years prior rebuilding? No, it was the popular kid with the bone stock Mk3 Jetta that his parents bought him when he…

He needed this shirt:

Brady replied, “Can I go in the yard, please? That squirrel is making fun of me.”

When I was in HS it was all about seeing how many gigantic speakers you could fit in the trunk of your shitbox.

Sure it wasnt a Lambo?

I hope you have enough to last four years because Hillary Clinton is the Republican Nosferatu. They arent just going to start playing nice if she wins.

We are headed down a dark road and not just for women.

I hate to burst your bubble, but it will never be over. The shit show will continue once Hillary wins.

well we certainly appreciate you getting the ball rolling

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