dwayneoneoneisajokeinyourtown
dwayneoneoneisajokeinyourtown
dwayneoneoneisajokeinyourtown

“Thats gotta be one charmin’ motherfucker. I mean way more charmin’ than that Arnold on Green Acres.”

Canada is our Ned Flanders.

It emailed me and wants out.

Invest in bullets.

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Classy lady.

Some people are ate up with the dumb ass.

That shit looks wind tunnel tested.

As a Person of Whiteness people assume Im a criminal all the time.

Never been to North Dakota, huh?

The dinosaur juice was there long before the native americans so I think it has a right to choose for itself whether or not to stay in the ground or get in my gas tank.

I dont claim to be an expert on the dynamics of an NFL team or what goes on post game. Maybe im way off base but it doesnt seem too crazy to me to think there might be guys who perceive that maybe his head isnt all the way in the game. Especially after an ass kicking.

Tommy Lee Jones

I would have thought that given her family pedigree she would automatically start running at the sound of a gunshot.

Hes probably in the basement.

I have a few reservations about this strategy.

Is there any proof these emails are real?

I agree but what im saying is that when you ARENT being proficient at your job and are,in fact, sucking balls at it your teammates might expect a little more concentration on job performance. But I do I agree the anthem is pretty meaningless anyway.

I saw something similar happen to Sarah Silverman at a show in Houston.

To think she may be replaced by some semi-literate failed euro-trash model.