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“I consider myself, in a certain way, to be a blue-collar worker” — Donald Trump in Pennsylvania today

I don’t know if I really want to

Just flat for miles and miles?

Ever seen a Kansas stripper?

The Vespas are the furniture.

Texas Tech

LOL! But that’s how those people feel the most ALIVE!!!

While in the Army, Kansas was where I was introduced to lap dancing as long as there were pasties and g-string. It was an interesting few months.

will fund

The commute must be a motherfucker for Kansas strippers. They all work in Vegas, L.A., and Atlanta.

Agreed.

When you join the military you dont get to decide what stays secret.

I think prison is too restrictive. That’s why I chose not to commit treason.

Do these idiots not know what solitary means? Enough about Chelsea Manning.

Prison is a very structured environment.

Thats a great way to get shot in Texas.

As soon as that fatso got within 4 feet of my window, he would have been greeted with 6 Hornady Flexlocks to the chest.

i see things as they should be

I wonder if it overshadows the tattoo on the other arm that says ‘I’m a virgin’ and has a pic of Tim Tebow’s face

I hear stuff like this and I wonder: really? Has he really “reignited” or advanced the discussion? Is there quantifiable proof? The advancement I’m seeing here is the race to see who can have the most original or creative National Anthem “protest.”